When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.
by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018
Get the Ted Cruzing mug.The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.
Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.
by Micastarr February 3, 2021
Get the Ted Cruzing mug.Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
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