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technobabble

The art of using a bunch of nonsensical ramblings to solve of explain a problem. Usually used by SCI-FI writers once they have written themself in a corner.
Scotty couldn't beam Kirk up until he reversed the polarity on the microconvertor to align it in phase with the heisenberg compensator.
technobabble by fuko August 19, 2003

Tecnoblade 

He who cannot die
TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Tecnoblade by 42destroyer December 22, 2020

Tecnoblade 

TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Tecnoblade by tecnoblade June 18, 2021

tecnotard 

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.
Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.
tecnotard by Volk551 September 2, 2011

Technobating 

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.
Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.
Technobating by Demon65 January 13, 2009

Technoballs 

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.
Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!
Technoballs by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009