Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.
That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.
A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.
"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"
The modern wave of technology focused highly on the miniaturization of certain everyday products.
Big flat-screen TV's lacking the bulk of machinery behind them, iPods, tiny cellphones (think back to when the Moto RAZR was brand-new) and HD cameras, And high-capacity memory chips that are no bigger than the end of your thumb.
Guy 1: Have you seen my new iPod? this thing is thinner than the CDs I uploaded to it!
Guy 2: Techsmallogy at its finest.
The use of an illogical argument as a means of mind/behavior control through severe confusion and frustration. Also the use of false stupidity as a means of controlling peoples mind through frustration.
Tex is constantly playing mind games with people, using his texism to frustrate them.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*