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Lighting Technicians

People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off
"Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!"
"They must be a Lighting Technicians!"
by Luke Hill is pretty awesome December 20, 2008
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010
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human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.
by oggles January 13, 2009
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techn9cian

One who bows down to the almighty tech n9ne :)
They prove their loyalty by reciting the following..

The Pledge of a Techn9cian

Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love c0mbined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!
Repeat after me

" Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!"

You are now a techn9cian :D
by thee waitress :) April 28, 2011
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Sound Technician

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr
singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat
by davetech1981 November 18, 2011
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Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general
OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician
by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004
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