when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.
yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.
by Todd January 15, 2005
Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.
by Todd December 10, 2003
by todd April 14, 2005
someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on
by Todd April 21, 2004
A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.
John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.
by Todd March 03, 2005