todd's definitions

guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 4, 2003

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd January 28, 2007

voveh

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa

oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.

by Todd January 10, 2005

stank box

a dirty chick's twat

I wanna hit that stank box.

by Todd August 15, 2003

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005

logflume lee

the most famous 05 member at HMHS who is in the ghetto madrigals and has a rep for doing the dirtiest things on earth

yeah logflume lee wasnt in a good mood today id stay out of her way.

by Todd January 10, 2005

auw(x)a

It is the alpha and the omega. It is the beginning and the end. It is everything and it is nothing.

In spelling and pronunciation the x is both silent and removed but it is always thought!

0 / infinity = auwa

by Todd April 23, 2003