todd's definitions

man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.

John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.

by Todd March 3, 2005

tcpa

The Completely Pathetic Association

I hate the tcpa.

by Todd September 1, 2003

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006

Shizwack

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.

"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"

by Todd March 23, 2004

auw(x)a

It is the alpha and the omega. It is the beginning and the end. It is everything and it is nothing.

In spelling and pronunciation the x is both silent and removed but it is always thought!

0 / infinity = auwa

by Todd April 23, 2003

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd January 28, 2007