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Tearsmith 

“It’s the one person who can always make us cry, and can tear right through us or give us joy”

“You are my Tearsmith”
Jane and John have unconditional love for each other but John won't accept it until he's learned how to love. Until he's not the wolf in the fairy tales. He makes Jane cry, and brings her comfort. He's someone she can't get rid of and finds herself going back. He makes Jane feel loved. (The Tearsmith on Netflix)
You are my tearsmith
Tearsmith by authorsbook April 12, 2024

Techsmith'd 

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.
That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.
Techsmith'd by Labat April 24, 2023
A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.
After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

thasmitha 

Its usually a girl name. She has high standards and doesn't fall in love quickly. She loves to listen rather than talking. She spends most of her day in phone and she is a little introvert. She likes to hangout w her friends. She cares for her family and friends. She likes to study but cant put any effort to it. She loves to eat but doesn't likes to drink water!
Here goes thasmitha!!
thasmitha by Notyourbishh November 23, 2021
A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.
1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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