tearjerk

An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.

Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.

Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.

by buggy January 9, 2009

Tearjerk

The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate

Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

tearjerk

A handjob given by someone whilst crying.

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

by qwertyuiopOMGLOL March 26, 2010

tearjerk

To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

by Hirotter January 14, 2008

Tearjerk

This term has 3 definitions, one being a joke or someone so funny it immediately bring you to tears, the second being a sad movie/story that brought you to tears at the end. The third definition is when you cry while jerking off

@krell

Def1: haha that chud is so funny hes a tearjerker
Def2: that movie I watched yesterday tearjerker me
Def3: when my girlfriend gets mad at me I start tearjerking to her messages

by kr3llix0n7op March 10, 2026

griffonian tearjerk

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.

"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Tearjerking

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.

Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.

by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009