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Definitions by TouchOfAnUncle

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.
gorded by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

griffonian tearjerk 

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.
"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."