team bitch

person on the team that does what any of his teammates ask them to do

yoooo man, remember Jared from little league?

bro I remember we made him our team bitch

he cleaned our cleats after every game

by krsxjpg June 27, 2016

team bitch

A group of spoiled hot girls who fucks a lot.

That team bitch from "Scream Queen" is great. Everyone wants to bang the team bitch leader, Emma Roberts.

by pipinelas May 2, 2016

Team bitch

A team bitch is a girl who has fucked all of the homies

Oh Samantha? Nah bro she’s a “team bitch”

by Lucid_dreaming March 28, 2023

Swim Team Bitch

A girl that is or has been on a swim team that thinks she is the shit and makes sure everyone knows it; displays attitude and an uncalled for opinion on everything; swim team bitchiness diminishes attractiveness; often used as a password to enter the lower locker room door; destroys self esteem of anyone within 15 yards of them while doing this they also convert other girls to being swim team bitches; display self contradicting characteristics; at any one time there is always a queen of the swim team bitches the queen directs the bitches and tells them where they go and where to bitch for that day all lower class bitches follow her and dare not question her authority for she is the devourer of worlds and souls; once a girl has been converted to swim team bitch all hope is lost for them and you should abandon all dreams you ever had that included them(once a swim team bitch always a swim team bitch); keep swim team bitches apart for if they congregate in any one area for two long of a time their power will increase exponentially and nothing shall stop them in their quest to be bitches

A conversation between you and your friend. A swim team bitch will butt in and tell you to stop.

Practice for boys swim team 3:20 PM.
Knock on the locker room door.
Person 1:What's the password?
Person 2: Swim Team Bitch.
Person 1: You may enter.

by He Who Defies The Bitches February 29, 2008

Teabitch

A nickname for Shinku from Rozen Maiden. Comes from her love of tea and general bitchiness.

For all her faults, I still find teabitch to be less annoying than desu.

by birdboy2000 June 21, 2008

teabitch

1. A female who becomes known for always requesting tea bagging during every sexual activity.

2. A homosexual male who always wants to either receive or give a tea bagging.

(alt. form)
3. Used to describe someone who is always sent to get tea for a group. (ALT of 'coffee monkey' for 'timmy whores')
Usually relevant to Tim Hortons or Starbucks.

{noun}
"Melanie is such a teabitch! She never gets tired of it..."
{verb}
"Jim is teabitchin' again.... He's worse than Melanie!"
{alt}
"Where's the teabitch?! I need my coffee NOW!!

by James Trembles December 24, 2007