birdboy2000's definitions

Digimon hater

An ignorant piece of scum who hates digimon based on slander from a war long ago, or because of the numerous yaoi and yuri hintings within it. They are typically homophobes and pokemon haters, and based on either the ignorant assumption that it is a pokemon ripoff(When in reality it has much more in common with Fushigi Yuugi), or because of the heavy subtext in favor of the Kensuke, Taito, and Miyami couplings. In the few instances where one of them has seen digimon adventure, it is usually either the Etemon arc or an episode that has been horrendously dubbed, and not one of them has seen the Numemon's slaughter, Wizaamon's sacrifice, or even Sora's struggle with her crest refusing to glow. They can usually be found making homophobic statements about digimon(Plenty of them on this very site), bashing people who like it, falsely claiming that it is only for little kids, or otherwise trying to make digimon fans' life a living hell and ensuring no one else enjoys such a great anime series.

Digimon haters are scum that should be shot on sight.

by birdboy2000 February 14, 2004

Giant glass

Who you call when your windshield's busted.

From maine to providence, worcester to cape cod and the islands... Eh, you know the rest.

by birdboy2000 March 20, 2005

Digimon Adventure

The greatest anime series, no, the greatest creative work of any sort ever made.

The last eighty-four episodes of the anime series Digimon Adventure are far better then any equivalent stretch of any television series, though many fools do not realize this.

by birdboy2000 July 6, 2004

History

The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.

This country used to be part of Britain, but it's independent now.

by birdboy2000 September 28, 2004

Shoujo

Anime or Manga meant to break your heart, filled with love triangles, betrayals, and darkness. Filled with bishounen, and required by japanese law to have at least one shounen-ai relationship in the series.

Despite being male, I read a good deal of shoujo manga because of the interesting angst-filled plotlines.

by birdboy2000 July 8, 2004

American Dream

To kill your employer

"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the great american dream?"-Homer Simpson(Probably misquoted.)

by birdboy2000 February 22, 2004

Independence

What Massachusetts badly needs

Imagine a land with a great human rights record south of the 49th parallel. A land where full human rights are extended to all people without the federal government screwing things over. And the people of Massachusetts would be able to travel abroad, and instead of being laughed at for being "American", treated as the peoples they truly are!

by birdboy2000 August 9, 2004