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A nickname for Shinku from Rozen Maiden. Comes from her love of tea and general bitchiness.
For all her faults, I still find teabitch to be less annoying than desu.
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Person with particular gifts for preparation and distribution of boiled leaf-based domestic beverages (see 'Tea'), whose key role in life is provision of said product to peers and superiors in response to simple imperatives such as 'make tea, bitch.' or 'oi, bitch, make Tea!') Necessary conditions include a hat that says 'Tea Bitch', and the propensity to dispute obligatory nature of teabitchery (e.g. by replying in the negative, with or without physical hand gestures) until offered appropriate alternatives such as a firm but kindly-meant slapping, or being sat on by someone passing flatulence. The term 'bitch', whilst most commonly applied to the female of the species, is in this unique context equally appropriate to either gender, so long as they a) have the hat, and b) will make tea.
Examples of a 'tea bitch' hat may be found at, in the message board under 'tea bitchery', along with a pattern to print and make your own.
by Phil Bool February 14, 2006
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A person of lower social class who's main role in life is to make tea for their piers. Usual female but can be male the "tea bitch" has little or nothing useful to say about anything other than making tea. Katie and Elaine are the definitive tea bitches!
Get the kettle on tea bitch!
by Jools March 04, 2004
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Person, or persons(tea bitches) that have been frequently tea bagged(see tea bag).
Yeah, I tea bagged him three times yesterday, the tea bitch.
by Matney July 20, 2006
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1. A female who becomes known for always requesting tea bagging during every sexual activity.

2. A homosexual male who always wants to either receive or give a tea bagging.

(alt. form)
3. Used to describe someone who is always sent to get tea for a group. (ALT of 'coffee monkey' for 'timmy whores')
Usually relevant to Tim Hortons or Starbucks.
"Melanie is such a teabitch! She never gets tired of it..."
"Jim is teabitchin' again.... He's worse than Melanie!"
"Where's the teabitch?! I need my coffee NOW!!
by James Trembles November 23, 2007
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