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Team Speak 

A form of software used by artard's when role playing online, examples of games can be the soul destroying World of Warcraft.

The average user is normally in their 20's, still living at home, no girlfriend and probably a little fat. Hence being an Artard.

This was made famous by a youtube video of one such Artard playing World of Warcraft then shouting "Leroy Jenkins!!!" and also made well know on an episode of South Park
I will be playing World of Warcraft tonight whilst using Team Speak to speak to my fellow Artards.
Team Speak by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009
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teamspeak 

or TS, a VoIP program primarily used by online pc gamers to communicate. similar to Ventrilo (vent) which is also uses by gamers for the same purpose
"typing in-game sucks, get your ass on teamspeak"
teamspeak by Stangy June 11, 2006

teamspeak 

man 1: hey dude wanna teamspeak?
man 2: TF is teamspeak lol, be at disocrd
man 1: (cries)
teamspeak by TheOWOman November 15, 2019

TeamPeak 

A stern group of youths who don't take rubbish from other people or groups.

The leader of the team must be the peakest of all, which the leader is.

Teampeak often wins everything and really shouldn't be tested with.
Boy1:Look at those cool people over there
Boy2: they must be TeamPeak man.
TeamPeak by somad January 5, 2012
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