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Tealster 

Tealster is a person that is talking, mumbling, and laughing all of the same time and they don’t know that they are doing it.
“Dude can you stfu. You’re being a real Tealster.”
Tealster by EveryonesUncle April 8, 2022
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Lazy motherfucks who use intimidation.
Those fuckin' teamsters don't do shit.
teamster by pzero May 25, 2003
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a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.
A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.
Teaster by Twacker April 4, 2009
Tough hard working blue collar employees who show strength in numbers.
Do I have to call the Teamsters in to get a day off around here?
teamster by TDUCKMA September 3, 2016

Telsters 

A developer of a .tel domain which brings to life and practical usage for a wide audience of people accessing this communications-focused domain over the internet from any device
The community at www.telsters.com
Telsters by Telster February 27, 2009
A no good, extremely lazy, probably obese motherfucker.
Two laborers got in a fight on the pipeline right of way because one called the other a Teamster.
Teamster by Tim Bays September 24, 2018

teelster 

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.
a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.
teelster by enigbiguous August 5, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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