teahag

A Brit woman before her first cuppa of the morning.

I'm a teahag in the morning until I've had my first cuppa.

by Cowgirl358 February 17, 2013

Teahag

A female leftist reporter who covers TEA parties. Too arrogant to believe free speech applies to anyone but them, these womyn make snide jokes and/or ask pointed derisive questions of exasperated taxpayers exercising their right to assembly. Rumor has it they are just doing what their bosses told them to, after their hiring session on the news network's version of the casting couch.

CNN's Susan Roesgen and M(etro)S(exual)NBC's Rachel Madcow are excellent examples.

MSNBC teahag Rachel Maddow insults protesters in a puerile attempt at infotainment.

by Tuftskins April 20, 2009

Economic Teabag

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.

I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.

by Navin1 December 11, 2012

Brixton Teabag

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

teabag montage

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

steaming teabag

placing of one's scrotum on the forehead of another and farting

Dan passed out drunk and his roomie Tim gave him a loud steaming teabag. I laughed and had to do it too!

by Evil Jedi December 28, 2006