Teady 

When you are ready to hear the tea,
Teady

Im putting my earphones in I'm SO teady for this

Teady by 123_tea March 28, 2020

Teadle

A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.

Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?

Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014

Teddy Roosevelt 

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Teedy 

An endeared Aunt. A word people from New Orleans called their loving Aunts.

Hey Teedy!

I love my Teedy!!
Teedy, can you pick me up from school today?

Teedy by VisionsOfBeauty504 August 31, 2018

teddycopter 

TeddyCopter is the ship name for @Nickaustin and @Tonylopez

Friend 1: Hey you know that big ship couple on TikTok?
Friend 2: Yeah teddycopter/tonick!

teddycopter by Sofftie.solby May 26, 2020

Teadawg 

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

Teadawg by Teadawg September 13, 2014