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Teadle
A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.
Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014
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Teady • teadybear stitch • teddy • teddy bear • Teddy Roosevelt • Teamy • teary • teddy graham • teasy • Teddy Ruxpin
Teddy Roosevelt
First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.
"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017
boot-licking toady
1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.
2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.
3. A mini-me brownnoser.
2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.
3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011
Teedy
Teedy by VisionsOfBeauty504 August 31, 2018
teddycopter
TeddyCopter is the ship name for @Nickaustin and @Tonylopez
teddycopter by Sofftie.solby May 26, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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