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Tea on the rocks. 

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.
When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.
Tea on the rocks. by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! 

The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.
Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea

Guy 2: Coupons?!

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!

Guy 1: Oh shoot!

iced tea on the back porch 

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

National dump tea on a brit day

October 30th, get ya kettles ready and dump tea on anyone from the UK
That british chick got tea dumped on her for national dump tea on a brit day

sippin on tea 

Something a drug addicted egotistical narcissistic douchebag alcoholic business owner would say he was doing when he was actually doing drugs and getting drunk. Especially if this individual does not like tea.
sippin on tea by BB _Wolf April 27, 2020

chew on tea leaves 

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
chew on tea leaves by ahlaaron April 14, 2019