A man named Eddie who lives a very sad life.
He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact
people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no
girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls
internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.