Tazer dick 

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

Tazer dick by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

dick tater by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

Dick-tater 

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

Dick-tater by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021

DICK-TATER 

When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.

We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )

DICK-TATER by Sick Em D November 3, 2022

Dick Tater

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.

Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?

Dick Tater by deluks October 16, 2008

dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.

That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!

dick tater by Bob Hester February 13, 2004

Back Door Dick Taker 

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

Back Door Dick Taker by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008