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Taver

The sexiest man alive. If you are named taver you are smart funny and tall.
Wow taver is so hot
by Carl Smitt November 20, 2019
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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020
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takerhaker

Basically a farmer, in other words a guy who’s doing a hard job in a village.
- I wanna become takerhaker when I grow up
by Vaknar January 1, 2020
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Spirit of Tamera

Internet meme hailing from Twitter, referencing iconic 90s actress Tamera Mowry-Housley, meaning you're deeply attracted to a white man, which implies that Tamera's "spirit" is possessing you.

The meme is inspired by a heavily used gif of Tamera crying, while confessing she is called "white man's whore" by internet trolls, because of her interracial marriage to a white man. Also, she is often picked on by fans and her dear friend Loni Love, for her apparent predilection for white men.
Have you seen Chris Evans's new photoshoot? The spirit of Tamera is calling me.

I can't get over my obsession with Jon Hamm... The spirit of Tamera isn't giving me a break.
by plansfornigel September 19, 2019
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hog taker

by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020
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Moose Tamer

A man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).
Jimmy: Hahaha OMFG, come and check out this sket!
Ben: I don't give 2 shits, I'm still gonna pork her senseless.
Dave: What a moose tamer.....
by adrajimmy December 9, 2010
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tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
by Jcover June 27, 2014
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