tattered

to get mess up, wasted, hurt, etc.

That boy got tattered off his ass. That car hit my boy, he's all tattered.

by jasonmiro April 1, 2006

tattered

having many tattoos

That girl is too tattered up for me.

by J Bender February 25, 2011

tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.

He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.

by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020

Tattered Mars

Is the best at the most known VR game gorilla tag and if you see him he will go god mode

OMG GUYS IT'S TATTERED MARS!!

by TatteredMars February 24, 2022

Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

Tattered Pink Sleeve

Your asshole after having a vigorous sesh of anal and getting absolutely railed.

Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.

I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?

My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020