Tarybating 

When you masturbate using a plastic bag filled with tar

Dude why i was tarybating until you interrupted me

Tarybating by Dirk Strider August 5, 2024

tarybating 

Masturbating with an object filled with tar

My friend is tarybating right now by filling a bag with tar he found in the garage and fucking it

tarybating by Jerk_Busted August 5, 2024

M*A*S*H-turbating 

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

M*A*S*H-turbating by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

smash-terbating 

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

smash-terbating by killfacejj July 3, 2011

Tarnating 

Exuding joy at the delights of Western Culture.

Commonly associated with the What in Tarnation meme.

"Korean Jew was tarnating looking at the $WIT chart pumping"

Tarnating by Deputy Wutin April 12, 2024

Tachybating 

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

Tachybating by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025