Tachybating

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025

Tarybating

When you masturbate using a plastic bag filled with tar

Dude why i was tarybating until you interrupted me

by Dirk Strider August 5, 2024

tarybating

Masturbating with an object filled with tar

My friend is tarybating right now by filling a bag with tar he found in the garage and fucking it

by Jerk_Busted August 5, 2024