Tachybating 

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

Tachybating by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025

Tarybating 

When you masturbate using a plastic bag filled with tar

Dude why i was tarybating until you interrupted me

Tarybating by Dirk Strider August 5, 2024

tarybating 

Masturbating with an object filled with tar

My friend is tarybating right now by filling a bag with tar he found in the garage and fucking it

tarybating by Jerk_Busted August 5, 2024