Tachybating

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025