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A town in Fife, Scotland with a welcome sign which reads "please die carefully" as opposed to "please drive carefully". Was once famous for the notorious Helter Skelter slide which has now been taken away. In Tayport the further up the hill you live the posher you are. Right at the bottom of the hill we have "the millies" this is where all the mental Tayport residents reside. Right at the top of the hill is where all the knobs live. Tayport Primary School is awful. The playground is a concrete death trap with disgusting, tacky plant pots randomly placed - it doesn't really make sense. The Dolphin Centre has been visited by every resident of Tayport. It holds a place in every Tayportian childs heart as they all at some point went to Buzz Club. There are two main parks in Tayport "the common" and "the top park." The Top Park is where the wannabe skaters hang out. They can't skate for shit and think Fall Out Boy is heavy metal but they are harmless. The Common is where the kids go for a kick-about. It is also a favourite place for dogs to shit all over the place. Tayport is the home of the alcoholic. There are more pubs in Tayport than you would think would be needed but really this abundance of pubs just caters for the numerous alcoholics that live in Tayport. Really there is fuck all to do in Tayport and so it is good that you can always catch a bus to Dundee. Problem is these buses never come on time or don't turn up. The bus drivers are wankers also.
Tayport by Ronnie Bomber May 15, 2013
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A small town on the coast of Fife.Made sure to be avoided at the weekends when swarms of neds looking for bucky are out on the streets all night.
Im just going down the shops on a friday night in tayport gies some bucky like pure min.
Tayport by DJ FORDY March 23, 2007
A Tayport (Tay-p) is a move used in the competitive MOBA game League of Legends to disrespect the opponent. A Player who uses a Tayport wastes his Teleport by purpose and teleports himself to the nearest station possible. The move is called after the brazilian player "tay", who missclicked his teleport at the first game of the worlds lol championship 2020.
Player 1: Let us disrespect the opponent team ...

Player 2: Yeah, let's make a tayport.
Tayport by CobberZoe September 26, 2020

Taraporting 

Where you sky dive from a plane with a strap on, it's the thrill of if the parachute doesn't work you penetrate the earth
I tried taraporting over the weekend, sadly my parachute worked.
Taraporting by Toasty_books March 5, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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