Tayport 

A town in Fife, Scotland with a welcome sign which reads "please die carefully" as opposed to "please drive carefully". Was once famous for the notorious Helter Skelter slide which has now been taken away. In Tayport the further up the hill you live the posher you are. Right at the bottom of the hill we have "the millies" this is where all the mental Tayport residents reside. Right at the top of the hill is where all the knobs live. Tayport Primary School is awful. The playground is a concrete death trap with disgusting, tacky plant pots randomly placed - it doesn't really make sense. The Dolphin Centre has been visited by every resident of Tayport. It holds a place in every Tayportian childs heart as they all at some point went to Buzz Club. There are two main parks in Tayport "the common" and "the top park." The Top Park is where the wannabe skaters hang out. They can't skate for shit and think Fall Out Boy is heavy metal but they are harmless. The Common is where the kids go for a kick-about. It is also a favourite place for dogs to shit all over the place. Tayport is the home of the alcoholic. There are more pubs in Tayport than you would think would be needed but really this abundance of pubs just caters for the numerous alcoholics that live in Tayport. Really there is fuck all to do in Tayport and so it is good that you can always catch a bus to Dundee. Problem is these buses never come on time or don't turn up. The bus drivers are wankers also.

Helter Skelter Alcoholic Skater Tayport

Tayport by Ronnie Bomber May 15, 2013

Tayport 

A small town on the coast of Fife.Made sure to be avoided at the weekends when swarms of neds looking for bucky are out on the streets all night.

Im just going down the shops on a friday night in tayport gies some bucky like pure min.

Tayport by DJ FORDY March 23, 2007

Tayport 

A Tayport (Tay-p) is a move used in the competitive MOBA game League of Legends to disrespect the opponent. A Player who uses a Tayport wastes his Teleport by purpose and teleports himself to the nearest station possible. The move is called after the brazilian player "tay", who missclicked his teleport at the first game of the worlds lol championship 2020.

Player 1: Let us disrespect the opponent team ...

Player 2: Yeah, let's make a tayport.

Tayport by CobberZoe September 26, 2020

TaylorTucky 

Taylor, Michigan. Named Taylortucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.

What does a Taylor girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

That is so Taylortucky.

TaylorTucky by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Tarport 

Carport made from a tarp. Popular among people who cannot afford a garage.

I take care of my Irok, I keep it in the tarport. I dont want spray from the above ground pool getting on it!!

Tarport by bobsjunk December 18, 2009

Taylortucky 

The downriver area in Michigan, more so Taylor and its surrounding neighborhoods, red trucks and Copenhagen are the way in this area. Dont forget about incestuous marriage and families.

Taylortucky, I fucked my cousin yeyee

Taylortucky by MichiganMilf May 18, 2018

taylortuttle

a girl who is an amazing best friend. everyone loves her to death, and could never ever live without her. she is amazing in every way. a brunette and beautifulll. she is honestly the prettiest girl ive ever seen. she will always stay by you through good times or bad, and she will never let you down. you can always count on her. a taylortuttle is the best kind of person you can find, and are very lucky to have her in your life. i love taylor<3:)

She is such a taylortuttle

taylortuttle by mackaylamouse May 25, 2010