means "bartender"
"so this woman stumbles into a
bar...and she goes up to the
bar, flops down on a stool and yells "TARBENDER!! BRING ME A MARTUNI!" and he is
like "ok lady.." and brings her a martini and she slams it back, slams the glass back on the
bar and kinda sways there for a minute. after a while she leans forward, slamming her hand down on the
bar and yells drunkedly "Tar..TARBEnDER! Tarbender come over here! BRING ME ANOTHER MARTUNI!!" and he is
like "okay lady..." and brings her another martini. she slams it back.. sways drunkenly for another few minutes.. after a little while she leans forward on the
bar gesturing wildly and then hollers "t...Tarb. TARBENDER!! ...ender..Tarb.. TArBEnDER!!! COME OVER HERE!! Tarbender, you make the WORST MARTUNIS in the WORLD! they gave me heartburn." So the bartender is
like "Look lady. First of all its 'bartender' not 'tarbender.' Second, its 'martini' not 'martuni.' And third you don't have heart
burn, your tit is in the ashtry."