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The panicked, slightly sweaty urge to buy a car right now because someone said “tariffs” on the news. Usually triggered by the fear that prices are about to shoot through the roof thanks to new import taxes. Common side effects include impulsive test drives, intense stares at dealership ads, and saying “maybe we should just buy now” a lot.

"Bro, I wasn’t even thinking about a new car, but then I got tariffied and now I’m in a 5-series."

Tariffied by LaskoCreative April 5, 2025

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triffid

Experimental plants that are capable of moving themselves around and attacking people.

Source:THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. by John Wyndham

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

triffid by Triffid June 24, 2005

Related Words

Tariffied • Tariffism • Tariffic • triffid • tadified • Tanified • Tarafied • Tariffist • Tarrified • triffled

triffid

Triffid: experimental plant that is capable of moving itsself around and attacking people.

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

Triffids take over the world! From the greatest science-fiction novel of all time!

Man eating plants! Spine chilling terror!

The triffids are coming! The triffids are growing! The triffids are killing!

triffid by Triffid June 24, 2005

tadified

The process of taking an easy to explain algorithm and making it impossible to understand. This is done by replacing variable names with random letters of the alphabet, not defining variables until the last possible second, making while loops into do-while loops (and for loops into while loops), mumbling and in general being incomprehensible.

That explanation of a binary search was tadified!

tadified by TheGrandFooBar April 18, 2018

triffled

an action word for doing somthing wrong or dishonest.

"you just triffled in my drink!"

"no, I triffled in the ashtray!"

triffled by katesquared April 28, 2008

Tarafied

It's much like being terrorfied but so much worse. Think of someone telling you the most idiodic fact that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about.

I was so tarafied when she sent me a text saying "Hi, why do you hate me."

Tarafied by Chips Ahoy Matey December 21, 2009

Tariff-ied

Panic buying during the Trump administration

I’m buying a car now because I’m tariff-ied of the price increases

Tariff-ied by Bexfiles April 6, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026