Tariffied 

The panicked, slightly sweaty urge to buy a car right now because someone said “tariffs” on the news. Usually triggered by the fear that prices are about to shoot through the roof thanks to new import taxes. Common side effects include impulsive test drives, intense stares at dealership ads, and saying “maybe we should just buy now” a lot.

"Bro, I wasn’t even thinking about a new car, but then I got tariffied and now I’m in a 5-series."

Tariffied by LaskoCreative April 5, 2025

triffid 

Experimental plants that are capable of moving themselves around and attacking people.

Source:THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. by John Wyndham

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

triffid by Triffid June 24, 2005

triffid 

Triffid: experimental plant that is capable of moving itsself around and attacking people.

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

Triffids take over the world! From the greatest science-fiction novel of all time!

Man eating plants! Spine chilling terror!

The triffids are coming! The triffids are growing! The triffids are killing!

triffid by Triffid June 24, 2005

tadified 

The process of taking an easy to explain algorithm and making it impossible to understand. This is done by replacing variable names with random letters of the alphabet, not defining variables until the last possible second, making while loops into do-while loops (and for loops into while loops), mumbling and in general being incomprehensible.

That explanation of a binary search was tadified!

tadified by TheGrandFooBar April 18, 2018

triffled 

an action word for doing somthing wrong or dishonest.

"you just triffled in my drink!"

"no, I triffled in the ashtray!"

triffled by katesquared April 28, 2008

Tarafied 

It's much like being terrorfied but so much worse. Think of someone telling you the most idiodic fact that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about.

I was so tarafied when she sent me a text saying "Hi, why do you hate me."

Tarafied by Chips Ahoy Matey December 21, 2009

Tariff-ied 

Panic buying during the Trump administration

I’m buying a car now because I’m tariff-ied of the price increases

Tariff-ied by Bexfiles April 6, 2025