Triffid's definitions

The Big "O"

Roy Orbison - One of rock music's truly legendary figures.

Ooby Dooby: "you wiggle and you shake like a big rattlesnake."

by Triffid June 24, 2005

numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

by Triffid May 20, 2003

triffid

Experimental plants that are capable of moving themselves around and attacking people.

Source:THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. by John Wyndham

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

by Triffid June 24, 2005

chips and cheese

Staple diet of Cardiff chavs

"Fancy goin' down Canton for a balti bruv?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna have some chips and cheese."

by Triffid June 23, 2005

Brackle

Crack cocaine generally smoked in a bracklepipe

"Do pass me the Brackle old boy..or I'll fookin' kill you."

by Triffid June 23, 2005

naked lunch

A frozen moment when everone sees what is on the end of every fork.

"There's no understanding Naked Lunch"

by Triffid June 25, 2005

triffid

Triffid: experimental plant that is capable of moving itsself around and attacking people.

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

Triffids take over the world! From the greatest science-fiction novel of all time!

Man eating plants! Spine chilling terror!

The triffids are coming! The triffids are growing! The triffids are killing!

by Triffid June 24, 2005