8 definitions by Triffid

"Fancy goin' down Canton for a balti bruv?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna have some chips and cheese."
by Triffid June 9, 2005
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Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.
'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'
by Triffid May 20, 2003
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Crack cocaine generally smoked in a bracklepipe
"Do pass me the Brackle old boy..or I'll fookin' kill you."
by Triffid June 9, 2005
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Experimental plants that are capable of moving themselves around and attacking people.

Source:THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. by John Wyndham
Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!
by Triffid June 9, 2005
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Triffid: experimental plant that is capable of moving itsself around and attacking people.
Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

Triffids take over the world! From the greatest science-fiction novel of all time!

Man eating plants! Spine chilling terror!

The triffids are coming! The triffids are growing! The triffids are killing!
by Triffid June 10, 2005
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Papped: Photographed by a Papparazo
"Shit, I've just been papped again and I'm not even famous"
by Triffid June 11, 2005
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Roy Orbison - One of rock music's truly legendary figures.
Ooby Dooby: "you wiggle and you shake like a big rattlesnake."
by Triffid June 10, 2005
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