chips and cheese

Staple diet of Cardiff chavs

"Fancy goin' down Canton for a balti bruv?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna have some chips and cheese."

by Triffid June 09, 2005

numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

by Triffid May 20, 2003

papped

Papped: Photographed by a Papparazo

"Shit, I've just been papped again and I'm not even famous"

by Triffid June 11, 2005

naked lunch

A frozen moment when everone sees what is on the end of every fork.

"There's no understanding Naked Lunch"

by Triffid June 11, 2005

The Big "O"

Roy Orbison - One of rock music's truly legendary figures.

Ooby Dooby: "you wiggle and you shake like a big rattlesnake."

by Triffid June 10, 2005

Brackle

Crack cocaine generally smoked in a bracklepipe

"Do pass me the Brackle old boy..or I'll fookin' kill you."

by Triffid June 09, 2005

triffid

Experimental plants that are capable of moving themselves around and attacking people.

Source:THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. by John Wyndham

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

by Triffid June 09, 2005