Tardner

A partner, associate, or cohort who is foolish, dumb, lazy, ignorant, annoying, or otherwise mentally or socially deficient

We would have finished the project much sooner, but my tardner kept slowing us down

by Harthos May 19, 2016

tardler

retarded toddler, or one who acts like one

Man, I work with a bunch of tardlers!

by Sterling4 August 3, 2007

Tardbert

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Tarder Charter

A slang term for the special ed bus that is shorter than a normal school bus.

The tarder charter is driving to school.

by josh1121 May 23, 2010

Tardberry

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity

Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins

by klansimpson October 19, 2010

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021