Tardfarce
The state of being in which the person is so incredibly ugly that one must immediately run to the nearest trash can and cough up your kidney to avoid spontaneously combustion caused by the ugliness. It is highly recemonded that you don't try this at home.
"Rosie O'donnel is an example of a Tardfarcel"
Tardfarce by Your pseudonym will appear... April 14, 2010