turdioli

a turd entombed in toilet paper that resembles a ravioli.
I didn't want to leave the racing stripe in my girl's bowl, so I made a turdioli.
by xfixi8 May 15, 2011
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gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.
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by xfixi8 January 27, 2010
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