Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!

tard muffin by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

Related Words

tardmuffin • Turd Muffin • terd muffin • TART-MUFFIN • 'tard • tard wrangler • tard cart • tard guard • tard on • tard baby

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

tard muffin by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

Tard-muffin by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

tardmuffin

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026