Very ambitious, positive vibes,wants to be a whole cake and a cherry on the top at the same time,tries to be an extroverted person,shy at first but very friendly,gives the best advice,at times lazy but gets the work done,has the best choice at everything,very unique personality,
Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.
Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.
A Jamaican , Puerto Rican girl with a big booty who has a smart ass mouth and bad temper, She is goofy and clumsy and very emotional, she is very shy when it comes to meeting new people ,and don't be a dumbass around her she will cut your ass in 2.5 seconds
She is a awesome girl. Very kind and will capture your attention in seconds. She has a very outgoing attitude and has a lot of crazyhappy friendsshe herself is. No matter what if you start to love her you can't go back ever.She's smart, loyal, and will lend a shoulder to cry and help you at all times and will never disregard you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!