tap it 

To proclaim that you would get with someone

*girl walks past* *guy says to friends* "Yeah man I'd Tap it"

tap it by Ben Parnham September 1, 2006

Tap it 

Uk slang for press the trigger

Ayy yo when u see dem man make sure you tap it

He said hes a ooter but he didnt tap it lol

Tap it by UkNyc December 3, 2022

tap it 

The most common way "Tap It" is used is as a greeting. If someone says, "Tap It," they are just saying hello. Do not punch them in the face, they are not coming on to you. As a greeting, "Tap It" must be accompanied with a hand gesture similar to those used by girls to get truckers to blow their horns. Simply make a fist with palm towards you, raise it above your head, and slowly bring it down. This gesture is to clarify that the "Tap" is just a "Hey, what's up."


the way to make a tap gesture varies from user to user, however, to authentically "TAP IT", one must point with their index finger (the nose pickin one), on their right hand, fully extend in the up direction, which is then followed by making a fist at the peak of height of the hand, and bringing the fist down. it is quite intruiging and has been known to become very popular at drunken happenings


The most common way "Tap It" is used is as a greeting. If someone says, "Tap It," they are just saying hello. Do not punch them in the face, they are not coming on to you. As a greeting, "Tap It" must be accompanied with a hand gesture similar to those used by girls to get truckers to blow their horns. Simply make a fist with palm towards you, raise it above your head, and slowly bring it down. This gesture is to clarify that the "Tap" is just a "Hey, what's up."

****the way to make a tap gesture varies from user to user, however, to authentically "TAP IT", one must point with their index finger (the nose pickin one), on their right hand, fully extend in the up direction, which is then followed by making a fist at the peak of height of the hand, and bringing the fist down. it is quite intruiging and has been known to become very popular at drunken happenings****

If "Tap It" is used without the tapping gesture, it is a way of saying, "Hell yeah dude, that's fucking awesome." For instance, if you tell someone that you just got a new car, the proper response would be, "Tap It." Or if you ask someone if they like your new haircut, they would reply with, "Tap It." (Note- if someone refers to your new haircut as "Travis," go kill yourself because you look emo.)

Using the word "Tap" by itself refers to when two objects come in contact with one another. For example, if you hear, "Kristina got tapped in the face," it means that some bitch hit her. If you hear, "Travis tapped her car," it means that his rape van plowed into an innocent driver. If you hear, "Yeah, he tapped it," it means your friend just got some ass. This form of "Tap" can be used at your own discretion.

By saying, "Oooh, Tap!," you are expressing surprise, excitement and awe. Like if someone gives you really good head, you would say, "Oooh, Tap!" When you hear a song you haven't heard in a long time or you hear from an old friend, you would also say, "Oooh, Tap!"

The phrase, "It tapped" expresses mild satisfaction and/or content. When asked how your appointment with your lawyer went, you would say, "It tapped." This can also be used to cover up harmful emotional things that you don't want to talk about. For instance, if someone asks how your STD exam went, you would say, "Well, ya know, it tapped." No one needs to know about the cotton swab or that you are going to be having nightmares for the next month. A simple, "It tapped" will suffice.

examples for tap it have been used in definition

tap it by sand1223 January 28, 2009

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself 

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

Tap it and Scrap it 

When you have casual sex with someone and then never meet with them ever again

Bob was horny, and the girl he met at the bar was not that attractive...but he WAS horny, so he took her to a motel to tap it and scrap it

Tap it and Scrap it by noodles montgomery December 9, 2008

Tap it for stats 

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.

Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats

Tap it for stats by unwritten law March 19, 2004

Tap it and bag it 

The rarly used and extremely difficult opposite of the "Bag it and tap it" method. It involves a kamikazee land shark attempt by the male to the unknowning female, which might only be possible if the girl is wearing a short skirt. While it is hard to even get the "tap", to follow through with the "bag" you need a girl that will go along with you shoving your cock into her without her permission. Basically there needs to be the sluttiest girl in the world in your vacinity.

Process:
1. Male unzips fly, whips out hard cock
2. Male scans room for skank with short skirt
3. Male runs at said skank with force, cock pointing straight out aka Kamikazee Land Shark
4. If tap is successful and skank enjoys the extreme violation of her Vajj, then she has been bagged.

Dude Guy Jim: "Hey check out that hoe bag with the super short skirt!"

Dude Guy Chauncy: "Man I got no chance with that piece of ass"

Dude Guy Jim: "Yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it."

Dude Guy Chauncy: "Shit my zipper is stuck!"

Tap it and bag it by Cakopher August 20, 2006