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TAOFIG
TAOFIG is an ancient art first practiced by monks centuries ago in the Himalayan mountains. TAOFIG claims its roots from TAO which is a Chinese word meaning 'way' 'route' 'path' or sometimes it is used loosely to mean 'principle' or 'doctrine'.
One does not develop TAOFIG over night and it must be cultivated from many years of practice. In short, TAOFIG stands for The Amount Of Fucks I Give, meaning the amount of fucks one gives about a certain situation. Of course this amount,over time becomes zero as the person reaches higher levels of enlightenment and their zen is focused on the TAOFIG ways.
One does not develop TAOFIG over night and it must be cultivated from many years of practice. In short, TAOFIG stands for The Amount Of Fucks I Give, meaning the amount of fucks one gives about a certain situation. Of course this amount,over time becomes zero as the person reaches higher levels of enlightenment and their zen is focused on the TAOFIG ways.
Dan: "Hey did you see that new Johnny Depp movie that just came out?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Well did you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Damn you're good. You have been practicing TAOFIG haven't you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Well did you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Damn you're good. You have been practicing TAOFIG haven't you?"
taufiq
I like him because he is taufiq
Taufiq
Someone who is a Great friend and knows how too kick someone .Very trust worthy and loves his friends. rarely gives up and is always very determined loves pandas nearly more than anything and wishes he could fly.
As cold hearted he may seem he is actualy sensitive and soft-hearted but dont try to bull shit him cause you will pay the price
Wow you are such a Taufiq has a Friend called haziq
As cold hearted he may seem he is actualy sensitive and soft-hearted but dont try to bull shit him cause you will pay the price
Wow you are such a Taufiq has a Friend called haziq
Taufiq by Joel pimento February 2, 2019
Taofik
Taofik (also spelled tawfik, taofiq, taufiq, taofeeq, tewfik, taoufic, taofeek) is derived from arabic and means "successful, prosperous or fortunate". It's associated with the ability to prosper, achieve success or being fortunate in everyday life. While this is true, Taofiks do have their own sizable shares of ups and down. This is why a Taofik is good in cheering people up despite his own unhappiness which he hides well.
E.g. You see that dude, he's taofiking that girl despite his own troubles.
Also, a taofik is a closet satyromaniac and a heart breaker. Ladies never leave him but he leaves ladies.
e.g. That dude is so good in bed, he's a taofik.
Ambiguity: Do not confuse taofik with taofig (the amount of fucks I give)
E.g. You see that dude, he's taofiking that girl despite his own troubles.
Also, a taofik is a closet satyromaniac and a heart breaker. Ladies never leave him but he leaves ladies.
e.g. That dude is so good in bed, he's a taofik.
Ambiguity: Do not confuse taofik with taofig (the amount of fucks I give)
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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