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TAOFIG is an ancient art first practiced by monks centuries ago in the Himalayan mountains. TAOFIG claims its roots from TAO which is a Chinese word meaning 'way' 'route' 'path' or sometimes it is used loosely to mean 'principle' or 'doctrine'.

One does not develop TAOFIG over night and it must be cultivated from many years of practice. In short, TAOFIG stands for The Amount Of Fucks I Give, meaning the amount of fucks one gives about a certain situation. Of course this amount,over time becomes zero as the person reaches higher levels of enlightenment and their zen is focused on the TAOFIG ways.
Dan: "Hey did you see that new Johnny Depp movie that just came out?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Well did you?"
William: *silence*
Dan: "Damn you're good. You have been practicing TAOFIG haven't you?"
TAOFIG by FreshFail October 6, 2011
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The Amount Of Fuck's I Give.
When you don't give a single fuck.

"Why is this information useful to me in any way."
Tim:"Hey did you see that sick game last night."
Jake:"TAOFIG"
TAOFIG by Timothy Jakeonson May 21, 2016
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Taofik (also spelled tawfik, taofiq, taufiq, taofeeq, tewfik, taoufic, taofeek) is derived from arabic and means "successful, prosperous or fortunate". It's associated with the ability to prosper, achieve success or being fortunate in everyday life. While this is true, Taofiks do have their own sizable shares of ups and down. This is why a Taofik is good in cheering people up despite his own unhappiness which he hides well.

E.g. You see that dude, he's taofiking that girl despite his own troubles.

Also, a taofik is a closet satyromaniac and a heart breaker. Ladies never leave him but he leaves ladies.

e.g. That dude is so good in bed, he's a taofik.

Ambiguity: Do not confuse taofik with taofig (the amount of fucks I give)
E.g. You see that dude, he's taofiking that girl despite his own troubles.

E.g. That dude is so good in bed but he's a taofik.
Taofik by SayThat February 4, 2020
The dude that is just plain the G.O.A.T or greatest of all time
Aye it's taofiq doing that awesome backglip.
taofiq by Gjtgb August 3, 2017
A boy. Peng and smart. Has the best friends and is very intelligent. Funny.
Good and bad person but recives gods will.
Hi Taofiq
Taofiq by JefftheninjaGod February 6, 2019
A Persian name meaning really happiness, humanitarian. Also defines a strong and righteous person. If you hate yourself and think you are not worth anything? Meet her! I bet she will make you love yourself for who you are. You should feel lucky if you meet a person who has this name.
One day I was really bad, even I tried to die but Tofiga was there and she helped me.
tofiga by bardamuman July 11, 2021

Taofinu’u

A guy that is usually more fly than an average dude. Taofinu’u usually has more drip than your favorite rapper. Taofinu’u also can fasi anybody.
Damn, I wish I was Taofinu’u
Taofinu’u by kefe polo November 22, 2021