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Tankz is a fraudster that is well known on all social media platforms. He also releases music including songs such as 'London Scammer'. He got baited out by the BBC last year but he surprisingly hasn't been put in prison as of when I'm writing this definition. His full name is Luke Joseph and he is based in West London, particularly Wembley.
Yo you have a role model?
Yeah man like Tankz
Rahh didn't he get baited by the BBC
Tankz by Taliban_501 April 13, 2022
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somebody that loves anime, collecting & reading manga and being super funny <3
have you seen tankz.z new video? yeah it was super cool lol
tankz.z by inktag May 20, 2021
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Tank Skank 

Like a car slut but for motorcycles

A tank skank will go out on one guys bike & leave on his mates bike.

She'll stalk his life & add all his riding buddies on Facebook & let them all take turn with her.
"Edina is such a tank skank, she'll hook up with anyone that rides"

Tankoo The G 

Tankoo The G is An Upcoming Rapper From Chicago
Tankoo The G On The Way To The Top, The Fame Is Here
Tankoo The G by Tankoo The G January 7, 2022

Tankoo The G 

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Rapper From Chicago. Tankoo The G was Inspired By 2Pac, Polo G, Lil Durk, Lil Baby, Pop Smoke, Lil Tjay and Rod Wave.
Tankoo The G Is On Rise To Fame. Tankoo The G is On The Rise To Be Great.
Tankoo The G by Tankoo The G January 8, 2022

Tankoo The G 

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Super Star From Chicago. Tankoo The G Is Really The G.
Tankoo The G charges 2,000 For A Feature. Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Super Star From Chicago. Tankoo The G Songs Hit.
Tankoo The G by Tankoo The G January 18, 2022

Tankoo The G 

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Rapper From Chicago, Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Millionaire, Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Billionaire. Tankoo The G Is Very Creative.
Tankoo The G Is A Rich Rapper From Chicago.
Tankoo The G by Tankoo The G January 12, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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