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tanki online
tanki online by Luciathebest January 9, 2017
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Taking a Trump
1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.
2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Taking a Trump by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017
Talking Through Your Arse
This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”
Talking Through Your Arse by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016
the beans are talkin’
an admittance of flatulence
Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
Taking ones chin
Taking ones chin by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022
I'm taking a shit
I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017
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