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Tank & Spank 

The act of putting "it" in a girls vagina and destroying her, such as a tank would do to a city, and spanking her repeatedly. If you properly "destroy"(Tank) you can give that bitch a Longview logsplitter =] It's their favorite. I guarantee it.
Last night Hayden totally gave Starla the old tank & spank. She was so apalled that he did this and asked for a longview logsplitter.
Tank & Spank by Dawktor vaginas January 27, 2010
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Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.
Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank
Tank and Spank by gimme the money September 6, 2016

Spank Tank 

The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.
Jordan, did you see those girls making out? Bet you'll add that one to the spank tank.
Spank Tank by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

Spank Tank 

The name for a bunk shrouded by sheets in a deployed desert location in Southeast Asia. Affectionately given its name for the amount of privacy afforded to rub one out.
Teague just got off the line. Expect him to bunk out in his spank tank for the rest of the evening.
Spank Tank by KCskyhigh10 February 20, 2011

Tank and Spank

This Term is used when you send your Main "Tank" in and aggro the NPC While the Rest of your team Attacks from back
"In the Dead Mines"
Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you
Desmonk: "Nods"

spank tank 

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
spank tank by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

The Spank Tank 

An RV or some form of bus where people come together and fuck. Used for educational purposes only. Its long, hard and full of drive.
Yesterday we were rollin' in the spank tank... you know what that means!