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A word best used when comparing something that is hot or sexy to it.
Diego: "Damn! Isn't Holly as hot as a tamalay?

Ryan: Like the Spanish food?

Diego: "No dumbass. Now you know why she picked me over you.Go read urbandictionary."
Tamalay by S-Oh-Fless March 24, 2009
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tamalavelocity 

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.
Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
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A beautiful young and sexy woman, usually with a dancers body. Very intelligent and sweet hearted. Most empathetic woman you will meet in this lifetime.
Hey have you met Tamalyn?
Yeah dude, she is so sweet. She asked if so needed more beer. And then she brought me two!
tamalyn by Sparticus91 January 17, 2014

Tamalaged 

To be attacked by a group of individuals who sell Tamales outside of the supermarket. Abusive, violent sales tactics. Normally carried out by the elder generation ie. Grandmothers/Abuelas that want badly for you to eat their specific brand of Tamales
While trying to leave my supermarket, I was tamalaged for not stopping and purchasing food from a stranger.
Tamalaged by BretwithoneT February 14, 2019

Tamalaki 

A fat, tall black kid who always rides Damiens pussy and sucks at sports. He also got a big forehead.
"DAMN TAMALAKI! YOU GOT A BIG FOREHEAD"
Tamalaki by FCMSExposer February 14, 2018
Used to define the coolest people ever.
wow omgosh! she's such a Tamala!
tamala by Gail Reilly April 19, 2008

Tamalamadingdong 

The act of anal penetration using a bell, or rattle sounding maker of some sort, with a man called Matt.

“The bell slid right into Matt, his ass dingle dangled all day”
So you into tamalamadingdong or not?
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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