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ass friends
Karen: how's the weather up there?
Anyone but Karen: heyy TALLN'T
Talln't by Itsbrittneybosh November 2, 2019

tallon zek times 

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.
Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.
tallon zek times by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

tallon zek times 

An internet forum for the dregs of everquest mmorpg server Tallon Zek to circle jerk each other and ban anyone who makes fun of them for being pretenscious wannabe funny people who will never have lives. The worlds ugliest female, Tesia, resides here.
Lolz , i just banned Bick from tallon zek times for making fun of tesia.
tallon zek times by Reznorr Gnomtek December 26, 2003
It’s not illegal yet Jackson
Tallon isn’t doing anything illegal YET
Tallon by Talcat April 11, 2019
having a huge penis,or very large and being able to erect fast
Girl:OMG!
Guy:What?
Girl:U have a huge tallon

guy and girl are having sex and there are people watching to try n scare them and all of a sudden a guy yells out OMG HE HAS A HUGE TALLON!!!!
tallon by pamelalee May 13, 2008

Tallon Zek

PvP Server based on Training mobs, OOR or Same Team healing, Corpes Camping, and any other lame game play you could think of with piss poor CS and GMs/Guides with ball sack hairs for brains.
But we just keep playing!
Tallon Zek by Darkstar Fag Hood June 21, 2003
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