Talkn't 

When you mouth have a seizure half way through your sentence.

Did you know that I uh.. I.. (He Talkn't)

Talkn't by Shocked, Surprised, Scared, April 19, 2021

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

You don't talk to ma wife like dat by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011

don’t talk to Kaylee day

On June 6th it’s plain and simple, just don’t talk to anyone named Kaylee, Cayley, Kalee, Kayleigh, Kailee

Have you talked to Kaylee today?
No...
Why?
It’s don’t talk to Kaylee day.

don’t talk to Kaylee day by m3llissa June 6, 2020

Don't talk to me 

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

Don't talk to me by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening 

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening by Djkizza December 30, 2007

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening 

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

i guess i won’t talk to you 

this means “i don’t like you go kill yourself i have 20 other girlfriends”

man i guess i won’t talk to you

i guess i won’t talk to you by inlovewithurmom4k March 30, 2022