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Talkn't

When you mouth have a seizure half way through your sentence.
Did you know that I uh.. I.. (He Talkn't)
by Shocked, Surprised, Scared, April 19, 2021
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A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
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don’t talk to Kaylee day

On June 6th it’s plain and simple, just don’t talk to anyone named Kaylee, Cayley, Kalee, Kayleigh, Kailee
Have you talked to Kaylee today?
No...
Why?
It’s don’t talk to Kaylee day.
by m3llissa June 6, 2020
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Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.
Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.
by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004
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Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand
Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}
by Djkizza December 30, 2007
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talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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i guess i won’t talk to you

this means “i don’t like you go kill yourself i have 20 other girlfriends
by inlovewithurmom4k March 30, 2022
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