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Talking Dick

To speak like a homosexual. Using lisps instead of pronouncing your words like a straight person.
Man I couldn't understand a word from that latino at Taco Bell, I swear he was talking dick!
Talking Dick by Brian C March 30, 2005
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Dick Talking 

When a homosexual has a dick in his mouth and speaks random words
"Paul had mikes dick in his mouth and he was dick talking all day" "Nasty man"
Dick Talking by Icerntspell April 17, 2010

talking with his dick out 

Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*

talking with his dick out 

chatting shit. basically talking aload of rubbish
it was obvious he was lying. he's always talking with his dick out.

talking with his dick out 

When a gay man is hot for someone, he uses this phrase.
Jimmy fancied billy a lot, he was always talking with his dick out.

Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl
Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick 

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
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