take a nap 

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

take a nap by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009

Take a nap 

Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.

Where did Emma go?
She went to “take a nap”

Take a nap by Xoxoapplejuicexoxo August 27, 2019

take a nap 

To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.

"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"

"I'm about to take a nap"

"I'd like to take a nap"

take a nap by DreamGyrl360 September 25, 2007

Take a nap 

A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).

"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."

"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."

"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."

"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."

Take a nap by kevnar August 13, 2009

Take a nap 

Okay, I don't know if you people are mentally ill or just stupid but these definitions are way off. Taking a nap means to sleep for a bit if you feel tired but it's not quite time for you to go to bed.

Oh my gosh, I am getting tired but it is too early to turn in for the night.

You should probably take a nap.

Take a nap by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023

Drop a crap and take a nap 

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

Drop a crap and take a nap by Vinderex December 25, 2019

bitch take a nap 

meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten

bitch take a nap by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010