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Taintfly
An elaborate tattoo of a butterfly on an individual’s taint. Unisex in nature, but more mythical on a gentleman. Generally the result of very poor decision making and copious amounts of booze. Traditionally the recipient of a "taintfly" is involved in some sort of bet or dare.
Bro, did homeboy tell you about his taintfly?
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!
Taintfly by GilltronZERO November 19, 2010
Related Words
Taintly • tainty • Taintfly • Taintlapper • taintle • taintler • taintless • taintlog • tainty bainty • Tainty Fainty
taitlynn
Usually a fine ass Latina with brown hair and curvy af but don't let her looks decisive you she's a huge slut and no guys like her anymore bc she's sucked 2 much dick
Zodiac signs libra,gemini,sagitarius,aries
Zodiac signs libra,gemini,sagitarius,aries
Boy 1) that girl taitlynn so fine and her tits so big
Boy 2)nah fam that bitch sucked so much dick she probably got herpies in her mouth✋✋
Boy 2)nah fam that bitch sucked so much dick she probably got herpies in her mouth✋✋
taitlynn by The scientific truth September 21, 2016
tainty
tainty by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005
Tainty Nine
Tainty Nine is a wonderful thing. It is life changing. Tainty Nine is a similar to 69, except for one key thing; you pay extra special attention to the licking, nibbling and biting of the Taint. You orally pleasure the Taint. You love the Taint with your mouth, tongue and teeth.
Last night for example, my lover and I were in the 69 position, but instead of just licking for sweet delicious vagina, I nibbled, licked and suckled her Taint. The Taint is best described as this: It "taint" quite her vagina, and "taint" quite her butt hole. It's the meat in between.
"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"
"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"
Tainty Nine by Eugene Collins October 13, 2008
taitlyn
taitlyn by Kangaroolion March 6, 2007
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