tainty

The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.

I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

tainty

see: great or awesome

"i love your outfit!" response: "Yeah, its pretty tainty".

by Natasha May 02, 2003

Tainty

A word used to describe something that is randomly delightful.
(Tainty as in the space between a man's ballsack and asshole.)

Sam: Are you going to the show on Friday?!
Allie: Hell yeah, it'll be tainty!!

by Diskostick February 01, 2010

Tainty Nine

Tainty Nine is a wonderful thing. It is life changing. Tainty Nine is a similar to 69, except for one key thing; you pay extra special attention to the licking, nibbling and biting of the Taint. You orally pleasure the Taint. You love the Taint with your mouth, tongue and teeth.

Last night for example, my lover and I were in the 69 position, but instead of just licking for sweet delicious vagina, I nibbled, licked and suckled her Taint. The Taint is best described as this: It "taint" quite her vagina, and "taint" quite her butt hole. It's the meat in between.

"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"

by Eugene Collins October 13, 2008

Dainty Tainty

A small but delicate taint.

My ex boyfriend Georgie has a dainty tainty.

by Herro_Rara26 August 09, 2016

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 05, 2018

taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

by jimmy bubbles March 05, 2017