tainty
tainty by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005
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Tainty
A word used to describe something that is randomly delightful.
(Tainty as in the space between a man's ballsack and asshole.)
(Tainty as in the space between a man's ballsack and asshole.)
Tainty by Diskostick February 1, 2010
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Tainty Nine
Tainty Nine is a wonderful thing. It is life changing. Tainty Nine is a similar to 69, except for one key thing; you pay extra special attention to the licking, nibbling and biting of the Taint. You orally pleasure the Taint. You love the Taint with your mouth, tongue and teeth.
Last night for example, my lover and I were in the 69 position, but instead of just licking for sweet delicious vagina, I nibbled, licked and suckled her Taint. The Taint is best described as this: It "taint" quite her vagina, and "taint" quite her butt hole. It's the meat in between.
"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"
"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"
Tainty Nine by Eugene Collins October 13, 2008
Tainty Fainty
The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.
Tainty Fainty by Coke Can June 5, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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