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Though he might seem quite confident at first glance, Taian is a pretty private person. He is not used to opening up but will always be there for you. He is very pretty but doesn’t know it, which, with his raw honesty, might be one of his most appreciable qualities. He is very funny, even a bit cheeky at times! If you are lucky enough to know a Taian, show him that he can be honest with you and that you can understand his irony and sex jokes without feeling offended.
Taian is one cheeky bastard
taian by urlocalguardianangel January 11, 2020
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Taian is an idiot every Taian is a fun idiot that will make you laugh and feel better, although they are usually depressed and lonely they will always be there for anyone
Taian you’re so funny you little cunt
taian by Cunt boy March 2, 2020
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taian • Taiana • Taiani • taiann • taianna • taiano • taina • Taine • 'tain • tahan

taint cheese 

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.
My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.
taint cheese by Woodbilly December 2, 2011
A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!
taint by Chane. February 1, 2020
Taan is an extremely fit girl. Who is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Taan is the best girlfriend that anyone can have and is so funny. She is just overall the best person that there is and no one is better then her. She is just perfect in every way possible. And if you ever manage to get a taan you are the luckiest person there is.
Taan is soooo fit.
Taan by BigDSalter June 9, 2019
The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.
Taint by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint town 

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant
If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is
Taint town by manshark September 19, 2016
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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