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She can a be a little bit of a bitch sometimes and a pain in the ass but you love her no matter what. She’s awkward when it comes to certain situations but her laugh always solves those situations
Taiatu but everyone calls her tai
Taiatu by Unknown 2.3 December 18, 2021
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Taitaung is the greatest person of all time, trust me. He is sooo hot, and he epically loves people named Joseph. In conclusion he is amazing, funny, smart.
Taitaung looks great af
taitaung by WWWJOS August 17, 2021
One of the most amazingest, incrediblest person around. A terrific friend who will always be there no matter what. Love her to death!
Taitum is a best friend and a sister to me.
Taitum by Liz Blahh July 22, 2009

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.
Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.
The smell between a male's penis and asshole.
As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.
Taintus by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015
Taitu is a very beautiful. She doesn't have many friends and doesn't want many friends. The friends close to her know that she's funny and caring. People on the outside think Taitu can be mean and rude. She has the best RBF you have ever seen even when she's happy. Whoever she falls in love with is a lucky guy because she is a sex goddess. She knows how to have fun but can sometimes be really selfish. Her body is small and petite and she has a good spirit. Taitu is very intelligent but doesn't show it enough and is very creative.
My wife is amazing ... her name is Taitu
Taitu by Chris1988 June 3, 2018
A man hung like a horse who will destroy your insides but leave you begging for more, passionate yet rough you'll never be able to forget him as long as you live because if you lose him you'll always crave him.
I spent the night with taitum last night
Taitum by Shaved kitty September 30, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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