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Taitaung is the greatest person of all time, trust me. He is sooo hot, and he epically loves people named Joseph. In conclusion he is amazing, funny, smart.
Taitaung looks great af
taitaung by WWWJOS August 17, 2021
One of the most amazingest, incrediblest person around. A terrific friend who will always be there no matter what. Love her to death!
Taitum is a best friend and a sister to me.
Taitum by Liz Blahh July 22, 2009

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.
Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.
The smell between a male's penis and asshole.
As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.
Taintus by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015
Taitu is a very beautiful. She doesn't have many friends and doesn't want many friends. The friends close to her know that she's funny and caring. People on the outside think Taitu can be mean and rude. She has the best RBF you have ever seen even when she's happy. Whoever she falls in love with is a lucky guy because she is a sex goddess. She knows how to have fun but can sometimes be really selfish. Her body is small and petite and she has a good spirit. Taitu is very intelligent but doesn't show it enough and is very creative.
My wife is amazing ... her name is Taitu
Taitu by Chris1988 June 3, 2018
A man hung like a horse who will destroy your insides but leave you begging for more, passionate yet rough you'll never be able to forget him as long as you live because if you lose him you'll always crave him.
I spent the night with taitum last night
Taitum by Shaved kitty September 30, 2021