tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.
Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad
by Chrisdawwwg April 24, 2007
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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