Taco sand
Taco sand by Derfiticulum March 22, 2024
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Taco Sandwich
A savory dish created by Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog series during the height of his reign. It consists of two tacos as substitutes for bread, with ten more tacos in the center. According to Robotnik in the Sonic for Hire series on YouTube, this is what led to his downfall and sudden increase in obesity, apparently becoming so fat, that he found a mini fridge filled with pepperoni slices in one of his fat flaps. Because of this, supposedly, the best thing an emperor or ruler of any kind can do if they want to stay in power is avoid taco sandwiches like the plague.
Dr. Robotnik had it all- money, fame, power, and then he invented the taco sandwich; two tacos for bread, and in the middle, ten tacos. Before he knew it, he needed Crabmeat to wipe his ass.
Taco Sandwich by Practical Problems July 8, 2014
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Taco Sandwich
When you poop in a vagina, cum on it(or in it if you prefer) and surve with spoon.(tastes best with a black woman)
"Me and Shinequa were feeling crazy last night so i gave the bitch a Taco Sandwich courtesy of Turel. "
Taco Sandwich by robertoadads October 11, 2006
Sandy Taco
To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.
Sandy Taco by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010
bj's and taco bell
Referring to the sex act "69". As the "bj" is obviously a blow job :0 and taco bell is also obviously eating a chick out () . Can be used in school because teachers are idiots.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Nothin much, but last night, man I went to bj's and taco bell.
Teacher: Scuse me young man, what does going to bj's and taco bell mean?
Guy 2: Wow, you really don't know? It means I ate taco bell at a BJ's, obviously.
Teacher: Ohh, I'm obviously an idiot.
Guy 2: Nothin much, but last night, man I went to bj's and taco bell.
Teacher: Scuse me young man, what does going to bj's and taco bell mean?
Guy 2: Wow, you really don't know? It means I ate taco bell at a BJ's, obviously.
Teacher: Ohh, I'm obviously an idiot.
bj's and taco bell by Mr. Sm00th September 12, 2009
Tacos and Bang
1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.
Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏
Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?
Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜
Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!
(Works every time...)
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏
Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?
Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜
Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!
(Works every time...)
Tacos and Bang by RedheadsFTW June 26, 2016
tacos and barritos
tacos and barritos by runningman May 12, 2008