Taberfuck 

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

Taberfuck by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010

tabernack 

Swear word used in French speaking parts of Canada

Just stubbed my toe... Tabernack!

tabernack by gatorgator95 May 21, 2014

Tabarfuck

A french swear often used by franco-ontariens with parents of both french and english backgrounds.

A cross between "tabarnack" and "fuck"

Je t'ai dit de ne pas faire ça tabarfuck!

Tabarfuck! Jme suit écrasé le doigt!

Tabarfuck by yeeya November 30, 2011

terfuck 

A hug. Anglicized from the french "derfauq", terfuck has origins in the swamps of deep south Louisiana, where within Cajun culture a hug is as common as a handshake when greeting family, friends and even strangers.

I want to terfuck you. (i.e. "I want to hug you")

Go terfuck yourself, mother-terfucker ("Go hug yourself, mother-hugger" - sage advice)

Terfuckin' 'ell ("Hell might be a pretty nice place")

Terfuck me! ("hug me")

terfuck by TheWanderingGael March 16, 2017

Taberfuckingnac

Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...

Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?

Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!

Taberfuckingnac by Quebosh November 11, 2006

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

titerfuck 

someone who happens to have their head up their ass.

glenn beck is a titerfuck.

titerfuck by reality check! May 21, 2011